tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post5238570399412358564..comments2023-11-03T08:20:30.660-04:00Comments on The Morning Meeting: Rectitis, Not Everyone Gets To PlayThe CEOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02132181032041726978noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-79120443430306237832007-01-09T00:43:00.000-05:002007-01-09T00:43:00.000-05:00I like my Doctor. I mean, we're not going to pick...I like my Doctor. I mean, we're not going to pick out silver patterns or anything, but I like the guy. To his credit, when he gave me a proctological exam, I left feeling only mildly raped.<br /><br />My sympathies, CEO.Cranksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-7762816076158090482007-01-08T16:32:00.000-05:002007-01-08T16:32:00.000-05:00It's not a surprise anymore spoon. I just try not ...It's not a surprise anymore spoon. I just try not to make a habit out of it.<br /><br />Odat, I ran with what I had.<br /><br />Puss, I did walk, no running.<br /><br />Matt, I considered a tattoo saying "Exit on, no entry allowed" but that's like closing the door to the barn after the cow's gone.The CEOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02132181032041726978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-34324240232157063972007-01-08T14:56:00.000-05:002007-01-08T14:56:00.000-05:00My father has a prostate exam schedule for next we...My father has a prostate exam schedule for next week and has no fewer than three doctors working him over currently.<br /><br />I am fortunate that I have, I think, nine years until my first exam. And it'll be a tight one. I mean, I once passed out in a frat house and nothing! No takers. :)M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-70111432863947238662007-01-08T10:09:00.000-05:002007-01-08T10:09:00.000-05:00Silver Stallion? Bet you're walking like the Lone ...Silver Stallion? Bet you're walking like the Lone Ranger after that...<br /><br />PussGlamourpusshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01450175254756849062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-77081667468988067302007-01-08T09:01:00.000-05:002007-01-08T09:01:00.000-05:00Gee..thanks for sharing that! lol
PeaceGee..thanks for sharing that! lol<br />PeaceOdathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03973602431527460287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-64353080331587421932007-01-08T05:00:00.000-05:002007-01-08T05:00:00.000-05:00This is me 'guffawing' at your distress!!!!!!!! he...This is me 'guffawing' at your distress!!!!!!!! he he he, hoo hoo hoo. See,us girls gotta get 'violated' regularly...Anyhow, sorry you got slipped the pipe and i'll try not to imagine you bent over with a surprised look on your face everytime you come to mind.Itsnopicknickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04531244357207614387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-53878687295163539002007-01-08T04:06:00.000-05:002007-01-08T04:06:00.000-05:00Thanks very much for sharing.
ouch!!!!!!!!Thanks very much for sharing.<br />ouch!!!!!!!!Nosjunkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13553717400984357171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-16578857447062665402007-01-08T00:20:00.000-05:002007-01-08T00:20:00.000-05:00They do wear these latex gloves but I don't feel l...They do wear these latex gloves but I don't feel like standing and cooking afterwards. On the other hand, they keep telling me, "you don't have colon cancer" and that's music to my ears. Kind of makes it worth it.<br /><br />Should I do my early detection dance now?The CEOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02132181032041726978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-85391951599563172822007-01-07T23:39:00.000-05:002007-01-07T23:39:00.000-05:00So this is what getting older has to offer? Maybe...So this is what getting older has to offer? Maybe I should change my mind about that living forever thing. Ponce, cancel that Fountain of Youth that I had on back order...Cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09196035187076198963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-52413223502094352602007-01-07T22:04:00.000-05:002007-01-07T22:04:00.000-05:00I feel faint.I feel faint.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14915252268400469774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-80738800290367711332007-01-06T20:20:00.000-05:002007-01-06T20:20:00.000-05:00Does your doctor take you to dinner first? Mine d...Does your doctor take you to dinner first? Mine does. So does my dentist, which seems a little odd now that I mention it.mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-69638481042172963642007-01-06T20:12:00.000-05:002007-01-06T20:12:00.000-05:00ooooh...that does not sound pleasant at all! I ca...ooooh...that does not sound pleasant at all! I can't wait for the day that the body scan to detect anything is the usual MO!!Claudia https://www.blogger.com/profile/05894575151531616407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-236347798154623762007-01-06T18:05:00.000-05:002007-01-06T18:05:00.000-05:00What happens to a kid that they grow up wanting to...What happens to a kid that they grow up wanting to stick a pipe up people's asses all day long? And what do you tell the spouse when you get home? "I hosed 5 ugly asses today, and one really gorgeous one."The CEOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02132181032041726978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-78011516550887877742007-01-06T16:13:00.000-05:002007-01-06T16:13:00.000-05:00Ah yes, you drink Go Lytely so you can go heavily!...Ah yes, you drink Go Lytely so you can go heavily!!<br /><br />At least the truth serum they administer is fun for the staff in the room....of course anything that happens in the colonoscopy suite, stays in the colonoscopy suite. Unless one of the staff has a blog. Highly unlikely.Wicked Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11217299479995842568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-56525688642175478432007-01-06T12:09:00.000-05:002007-01-06T12:09:00.000-05:00When they slip you the pipe, at least they put you...When they slip you the pipe, at least they put you to sleep first. But you haven't eaten for 24 hours before hand, and they have given you something to clean you out. You do want to be clean and smile pretty when they take the pictures. I forgot to tell you about the pictures.....The CEOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02132181032041726978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-32349670361791791992007-01-06T12:00:00.000-05:002007-01-06T12:00:00.000-05:00Sweetie, it's a speculum, not a scapula.
And my ...Sweetie, it's a speculum, not a scapula. <br /><br />And my dad (my DAD!) has been reminding us kids that we're at that age where we have to start thinking about the kind of exams you're talking about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-61779510636728905172007-01-06T01:11:00.000-05:002007-01-06T01:11:00.000-05:00Ouch!! Man, that must hurt. I'm not doing it. Not ...Ouch!! Man, that must hurt. I'm not doing it. Not ever. NO way.<br /><br />There is another test I highly recommend which is not at all invasive but actually just as important...an ultrasound on the abdomen. Rare cancers and potentials for rare cancers are found that way. Yet the medical world doesn't focus on that because not enough people are dying of it. Right. So get your ultrasound while Echomousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940320361755051172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805515354485238513.post-69679213854093770152007-01-06T00:16:00.000-05:002007-01-06T00:16:00.000-05:00Ick.
I just saw the doctor, they said my sonogram...Ick.<br /><br />I just saw the doctor, they said my sonogram (to rule out appendicitis) showed an enlarged uterus. After a moment the doctor said, um, you had a hysterectomy 5 years ago...<br /><br />I am scheduled for more tests. Hopefully NONE of them include the Silver Stallion.Pickled Oliveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01327480619332102067noreply@blogger.com