
OK, so it's not rocket science, but the fever is down below 101 and I'm not sleeping all the time, just most of the time. I call that progress. Maybe not sex, but progress. And my first stop when I can walk again will be the liquor store. I'm buying gallons this time.
Any other good suggestions?
Well duh! Gin, vermouth and bourbon. That would be my vote.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you're on the upswing.
Masturbate.
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I'm sure enough daytime TV should force you up and out!
ReplyDeleteShoe shopping always makes me feel better.
ReplyDeleteAwww.. have some rigorous sex… that makes everything feel better
ReplyDeleteI think you've got it covered...feel better!
ReplyDeleteI believe DXM comes in pill form (you don't have to swill cough syrup to get high).
ReplyDeletehot bath. then lots of blankets, cold water to drink or ice chips. ritz crackers if you can handle it. lollypops or popsicles. bad tv.
ReplyDeleteHot bath, warm booze, woolen socks and a pair of long johns. If worse comes to worse, rediscover the joy of NyQuil.
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