I just posted this issue in the comments section of a different blog, but this has been bugging me for a while. My spam, daily, has at least ten to twelve offers of cut priced Viagra and Valium. Picture this please. There I am, with my wife, or the woman of my dreams, because she answered the ad that I still haven't written, the red-headed female sexual athlete, or black haired, or brunette, nothing against blondes you know, and I pop my cut-rate viagra/valium combo while I am talking, and starting a little foreplay.
For all of the valium and viagra, what do you think is going to happen? I hate running through women like that.
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and what the heck will happen to me????????? with all that viagra!
tsk tsk! LMAO
Peace
Let me clarify that comment....I meant that I get all the same spam mail....;-)
you're going to get a lot of sleepy or really mellow sexually charged people with all that viagara/valium combo.
either that or a sexually charged person who really doesn't care...
i always wanted to be a redhead.
Odat- I think we'd fall asleep in our beer, or fruit drinks. You were right behind me at Lee's when I got hit by the flash to post this. I have had this stewing for months now.
Secret Girlfriend- You are so hot the way you are......
Jefe, I think it means you'd have very relaxing, very long-lasting sexual romp.
It's definitely a better combo than Viagra and Valtrex. Hi Ho!
Read how a small city in Brazil is keeping its citizens happy with free viagra!
www.minor-ripper.blogspot.com
123Valerie- I think I'll order a three month supply as soon as I logoff. should last me to December! Thanks for the pharmacological advice!
Ripper- plan on coming back, or just advertising?
I think that would make for some really mellow sex. Might be good!
Is there such a thing as MELLOW sex… No thanks….
I am with Odat I get spam like that every where - at work and at home.
To both of you, Alison and MJ, I have been thoroughly trained by my wife to never question sexual preferences, but to just go along. That's how I have stayed married for 991 years.
C- welcome to the blog, I'll make room on th recliner for you with Odat and me where we passed out. That valium......
I get it too - all the time...um spam about viagra not the other thing. Do they not know that you don't need viagra when all a lady has to say is, "my name's Lola" and she could follow it up with,"i drink deer pee" and you'd still be good to go!!!
I thin you could invite some (male) freinds around and make a home-made tent using a large sheet and the, er, tent poles, then fall asleep in it. Ah, the innocence of youth....
Gee, maybe you could get date raped.
Hold on...I gotta go open up a new bank account for a Nigerian who wants the deposit 5 mil...
You're going about this all wrong. The Viagra is for the man. The Valium is for the woman. This is the best combination since peanut butter and pickles.
You go out at and pass out in the middle. Only still hard. And then you get stuck together. Which leads to a peculiar situation in the emergency room.
spoon- Welcome back, you've been missed
Puss- sleep is so overrated here
lee- you started all of this. date-raped is NOT high on my list, I'm more the consensual type, I like group participation
Mist1- the idea is to keep the moaning down to keep the neighbors pacified?
Cinders- do we have to go to the ER? Maybe there's a way to hose things down?
I couldn't answer this until I started reading other comments. Then it hit me: VIagra and Valium. One makes you want to romp and one makes you not bothered by the romping.
It took me a bit, but I clued in. Now this post makes WAYYYY more sense...
Of course, you could combine viagra and prozac and just have an ordinary night in.
Olives- I have the most intelligent readership of any blog in the blogosphere. Another reason why you're here, naturally. I should warn you, they re all way smarter than me. Forewarned is forearmed, or something like that.
Crank- we never do anything ordinary around here. That's not a post, it's a book and a movie.
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