Friday, March 23, 2007

Ah Friday

First, nothing but random thoughts. Google has not been available for a day and a half, so my thought processes have been in the garbage. Why the garbage? All I have done is eat. I have almost 300 pieces of mail to answer, and I am just not that good. The only one I know who can type that fast and have that much to say is the Mistress of Mirth herself, The Mist1, who does it everyday in her comments. In fact, reading through her comments can be almost as funny as her posts, but not quite. Nothing is as funny as Mist. When will Letterman catch on?

My esteemed colleague Pickled Olives, the keeper of the secret of the multiple orgasm, has shared this secret with others. I am hoping that she will share it with me too. I could use the anxiety and tension reduction. Olives, I am willing to practice, and if there is red wine involved, so be it! On a more serious note, if you read Olives' blog, there was a post where she had a dream about calling back to her old friend's from where she had grown up and ask about her friend's mother. Turns out the mother was sick. The mother and friend had played a big role in Olives' growing up, helped make her into the person she is today. The point? I want to be more like Olives.

And since I forgot to publish this BEFORE I went out, let me toss these few tidbits in. The spread between oil and gasoline is the widest now that I have ever seen. Gas will be $3 a gallon soon. This summer is going to be unreal. The internet is already slow as dog shit. With more traffic, more phone calls coming onto the net via VoiP, and more and more SmartPhones coming, namely Apple's IPhone, the net is going to get REALLY slow. Think about Volero (VLO;NYSE) for making gasoline, and Level 3 (LVLT;NASD) to try to recoup a few dollars. As always, consult a qualifies professional financial advisor first!

Have a good weekend, and many, many O's.

14 comments:

Pickled Olives said...

1. Mist is the funniest blogger I visit.

2. Practice practice and practice some more. Drinking red wine has no effect on the outcum.

3. Good friend of mine is a trader for Valero and is currently rolling in dough, please feel free to continue investing in his childrens educational future!

mist1 said...

Did Olives really just write "outcum?"

Who's funny now?

The CEO said...

Pickles, I knew I could count on you. I got 500 VLO today.

Mist, you bet she did. Not to worry, you set the bar so high, MOM (Mistress of Mirth), what can I tell you, I like outcum, myself.

Wicked H said...

I've got nothing as this is being scribed from my Dad's computer. All I have to add right now is that all of the above is brilliance on a stick!!

Carry on! Make me proud.

Echomouse said...

Google is down? I've used it and it worked over here. Maybe the President blocked all Americans as a measure of Homeland Security? ;)

Gas...cripes, it was falling and now, with this hostage/Iran/UK thing, we'll likely see it rising again.

Hope you're having a lovely weekend :)

The CEO said...

Google was down for me all day yesterday. No blogging, sniff. Good to see both of you Wicked and Echo. I'm glad someone got here. I'll let this go another day. Before I tackle SPAM

Glamourpuss said...

300? Gawd. Sounds like a life sentence!

Puss

Matt said...

You're right! The Internet DOES seem slower all of the sudden!

Odat said...

Well..I'm a little late in wishing you a good weekend...hope it was filled with mirth and your outcum was delightful!
Peace

The CEO said...

Puss, rooting for your too. Helps woth the Glam too.

Matt, the transmission layer of the network wasn't designed to handle the amount of video we now send over it daily, given YouTube, etc. Sites like Google are going to get harder to get onto. The Congressional debates on the Internet, or the the InterWeb for those of you who think of the graphical level, is critical given the issue of who pays for it. This is going to be an interesting year, particularly for those that don't like getting involved. It's going to sneak up on them and shock them if things go against them.

Odat, to me, you're always timely. I'm much worse than you.

tkkerouac said...

Its back up again, get posting!

spoon said...

When you're right you're right...Olives rules - wanna be just like her AND Mist is the funniest person I've never met!

tkkerouac said...

tkkerouac said...
PLEASE COME LEAVE YOUR BLOG NAME AND URL, IF YOU WOULD BE LIKE TO BE LINKED UNDER MOMTHEMINX.

Lee said...

When I was into that sort of thing, multiple orgasming was only abnormal for the man. If you figure it out for the dudes, CEO, you would be an instant millionaire. ;)

And I totally agree, Mist and Pickled make my days brighter.