Damn, you scared the cardinals away, and the bluejays, and the woodpeckers. What the hell good are you anyway?
There's not even a squirrel out there. Even the stupid rotweiller is inside.
Don't even think you're going to sneak a pill into me. Ain't happening towel boy.
This is my best side. Just take the damn shot already Demille. Who put you up to this? Was it Claudia or was it Cindy? BOTH OF THEM! Grrrrrr
Another tough day of looking gorgeous and being fawned over by everyone.