Friday, November 17, 2006

Another Way To Look At Things

It has come to my attention that several of the people that I interact with on a daily basis have been harassed unnecessarily. I am not going to mention MJ's name because that's a cause for sudden death. We do NOT mock the WIND and I will NOT tell you her name. Nope, not happenin' . Nay, we defer out of good sense and good taste. So, why would anyone in their right mind want to hassle her in a Starbuck's?

Two I won't mention. I never mentioned Mist's name of the Marvelous Mirth Machine so don't even mention it because she'll just say something like, "I have no idea what he's talking about." And she'd be correct. I'm allowed to be strange, I'm the CEO.

But the piece d'resistance, the one that really torqued my day was Tiffany's Review by someone who admitted to having a hangover. I'm not going to go through that stupidity either. It's hard to spray deer pee on an idiot reviewer who is full of themself. This place would not pass anyone's review. The template is too plain, and my language, well, it's mine.

Accordingly, I tried to emulate Crankster when he created the Douchitudinousness
Tradition but I am not in his league. So, I found this for my friends to use. It's an mp3 and if you go the site and play it, you'll see the best I could do for these folks. I suggest you use this site when confronted by scum such as my friends where. Then, there's the animated version. Just making sure you have alternatives. The other good news was that I found another site that also contained this mp3 as a part of it and you might consider incorporating it too. After a while, the site will try to sell you some t-shirts, so be advised.

Have a great weekend!

13 comments:

MJ said...

Hey,

Thanks for keeping my identity on the low down !! he he

P.S.

I am going to Play that MP3 EVERY time I go to Starbuck's

mist1 said...

I have know idea what he's talking about.

Crankster said...

Un-be-fucking-lievable!

I loved this! Thanks!

Alison said...

I'm not sure I'd have the guts to submit my blog for any kind of review. *shudder*

The CEO said...

mj- enjoy the coffee, and keep healing. Laughing helps a lot.

Crankster- man you set the bar high

Alison- pick someone better than the idiot that reviewed Tiffany's blog. I love your blog. Review finished.

WanderingGirl said...

Awww, shucks... (kicks ground and looks shyly away). Me thinks I love you just a little bit.

Or I have no idea what you're talking about. (Nods and winks at Mist1)

Echo Mouse said...

LOL My mother's name is Shirley...lol...she HATES when I use that word, and this week, I damn near wore the word out!

Thank you for the laugh :) Hope you're having a fabulous weekend!

Odat said...

That is sooo cool....wish I had known about that when I did my post on my F word....Be careful now you're going to get hits from google about "fucking".....all sorts of charactors will show up!
(hmmm maybe that's what ya want?)

LMAO...needed that....

Peace

The CEO said...

Echo Mouse- I hope all is well, and improving. Looking to see you write something soon. I've been researching!

Odat- you inspired me with your N word (n-shit). I may be late, but it's always good seeing you!

Lee said...

ceo - ohhhh, that's one of my favorites and I had lost it. Thanks for posting it and...fuck those fucking fuckers.

The CEO said...

Lee- it is so nice of you to come around, and please help yourself to the mp3, the website, and the animation!

mist1 said...

I still have no idea what you're talking about.

The CEO said...

It's better this way Mist, believe me.