Friday, December 01, 2006

Idoiotic Human Moron

She sat on the floor of the bathroom and looked at him in the shower, with utter disdain. No matter what she did, no matter what she tried, the moron kept insisting on getting into that damn torture chamber every day, and ruining himself. What did she have to do?

Wait, the door was opening, and there he was, dripping wet, again. Don't touch me, you moron. At least get dry first, you helpless idiot. When would he ever learn not to get into that insipid contraption. Humans were such idiots, and this one kept doing it over and over again. She really deserved better. She really ought to leave. At least the food was good, even if he didn't appreciate her. Maybe she'd feel better after a nap...

12 comments:

spoon said...

??? Does your wife not believe in personal hygeine?

Just D said...

The cat. ;-)

Very clever.

Glamourpuss said...

Nah, she's thinking 'Only twenty more minutes and I can go walking on the kitchen worktops, I can sleep on the dining room table, lick his toothbrush and sit on his pillow. Ignorance is bliss, little human.'

Puss

Pickled Olives said...

Ugh, lick his toothbrush. Crap. I Know my cat does that, I just avoid thinking about it and hope t's my husbands brush, not mine. Good Kitty story. Nice perspective.

MJ said...

Cats are just ornery little people .. that is all.. I think that I should have been a cat..

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Alison said...

Sweet!

mist1 said...

My cat thinks I'm very brave to get in the shower. I'm not that brave. I only do it once a week.

Claudia said...

my cat runs when I get in the shower.

The CEO said...

You mean You can write an existential struggle about a female cat, and her dilemma, in two paragraphs, and it has humor in it? Is that what I have been talking about?

Why not

Odat said...

Cats and water do not mix.
Peace

cinders said...

Do you ever read the Fup stories on the Powell's Books website? They are sort of like this, I bet you'd like 'em.