Saturday, December 02, 2006

An Interview With The Real Person Behind The Mist 1

WARNING I DO NOT KNOW THE REAL PERSON WHO CREATED MIST 1. THIS IS A WORK OF PURE FICTION. PLEASE BE ADVISED

The setting is an island in the Indian Ocean where the person who would be CEO
was sitting having a beer with the person who would be Mist 1.

1: So what brings you to my island, 0? Why the interview?
0: You bring a certain genius to comedy in the way you write. I just had to meet you.
1: Genius, that's a pretty strong word, don't you think?
0: No, but I don't want to give away any trade secrets. Where do you get you humor from?

1: Shhh, before I feed you to my cats. This is a tiger preserve.
0: I didn't mean to suggest.........(laughing)
1: My dad's the funniest man alive, and so is my mom.
0: ...................(holding up hand)..................
1: Are you OK? Seriously, are you breathing?
0: It's in your delivery............

0: Why haven't you put your picture up on your blog?
1: Why should I? People laugh at me without seeing me. I might intimidate them if they saw me.
0: Why would you say that?
1: Well. like my step-sister, I'm taller than most guys at 5'9" and even when you look this good, the purple color mystifys too many people. That's why I live out here, near Sri Lanka. I have everything I want here. I'm working on my fourth degree, and I have all the men I want, not to mention well-trained house boys. What else could a girl want?

0: I never knew.
1: That's because you're that blechy color.
0: Are you going to hold that against me?
1: Not if you bring begals next time.
0: Next time?
1: Yeah, if we're going to keep this up, we should start working out Burns and Allen routines, the way you laugh, it'd be a monologue anyway, but at least we'd both get paid.
George: Say good night, Gracie.
Gracie: Good night, Gracie.

SO what do you think of my vision of Mist1?

6 comments:

mist1 said...

Parts of that are true, CEO. My mom and dad are the funniest people on Earth. Also, I have several well-trained house boys.

The CEO said...

I got lucky, and I read your blog regularly. Helps a lot.

Alison said...

I want some well-trained house boys.

mist1 said...

I get them from a special school where they are cultivated from a very young age. They're not cheap, but they earn their keep around here.

Lee said...

I think Mist wouldn't have granted that interview if you hadn't brought her a pair of shoes.

The CEO said...

You figured me out Lee.