I called this meeting to inform you that regardless of the current state of this boardroom, I am going ahead with this venture. The green tea, French Vanilla creamer, a variety of coffees, mahogany paneling and conference table are on order. Everyone will have their own tank of nitrous and their own custom fitted mask from the dental supply house.
Now, I am only going to ask this once, please make sure that you clean up after yourself. I am not the Martha Stewart type, cleaning is NOT my life. Besides, I am not a blond like Martha, nor have all that hair on my head. So, please be prepared for the announcements as things change around here.