I called this meeting because some of you seem to think that because we don't have any wall paper in the reception area, or paneling in the board room, that we aren't an organized, well-honed organization. We actually have a complete set set of rules that we strictly and ridgidly adhere to with little or no deviation. You think I am kidding, don't you. Well try this one on for size. Paragraph 817L. No wood carving in the mahogany conference table. There is a corollary, no carving in the CEO.
Accordingly, I have engaged The Lawyer. I will have a lot more to say about The Lawyer in a later post, but needless to say, The Lawyer is not someone to be messed around with, for any reason. And that is why I am confident that the kitchen will be such a rampant success! Until then.