I called this meeting because I have to be up and out early today. Feed the cat, the cat always needs a variety. This crowd wants me, and they have great numbers that they are throwing around. Numbers are really my idea of eye candy. I have my copy of Freud's "Interpretation of Dreams" for those idle moments when I want to get away from things, so all should be well.
My big burning issue of the day before I have to run is this? do i have to keep typing all these capitol letters? the less i have to hit the damn shift key, the less i have to water down my alcohol with tylenol for my artheritis, and why kill a good buzz? crucial, pithy, necessary, issues for today! do people really talk at 8 am meetings?